Excellent Joke!

Orders teh peng...

Something someof us may identify with. But other than that, this is purely for a good laugh:

The Internal Revenue Service sent an young auditor to a synagogue. As the auditor reviews all the paperwork, he turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.""Yes, we do," responded the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" He asked.

"A good question," noted the rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we have enough,
we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles.""Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer.

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with all the crumbs from the matzo?""Ah, yes," replied the rabbi calmly. "We actually collect up all the crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer;
and every now and then they send us a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how he could fluster the rabbi."Well, Rabbi," he continued, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste." The rabbi answered. What we do is save up all the foreskins,
and when we have enough we actually send them to the Internal Revenue Service."
"Internal Revenue?" questioned the auditor in disbelief."Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue. And about once a year, they send us a Little Prick like you."

"Internal Revenue?" questioned the auditor in disbelief."Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue.
And about once a year, they send us a Little Prick like you."

Uncle T